"...the note is farting..."

"...a million monkeys on a million typewriters..."

"...blur out your face..."

Sensitive douchebag

Tarzanism

Douchebagcommentism is spreading!

"...the guitar is gay..."

Got something against Poland?

"Your guitar is... completly not Incubus..."

The Douchebags studies continue: low self-esteem

Douche-Polar Disorder (DPD)

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Grammar school, anyone?

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