
"Aw, man, I was just about playing some Guns 'N Roses, but then I realized... I own a Fender."
I really like his opinion on Tool and... er... "their guitarist" (psst, his name is Adam Jones). Apparently, he uses every... er... "rift" for every song. Yeah, you remember how "Schism" and "The Grudge" sound totally alike? What this guy should really be worried about is learning how to write.
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